I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound,
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... I went over the hill.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave I look just fine.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Free Grill
As every Southerner knows, come this summer it will be time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south --- outdoor grilling!
I have just found out there are several stores---not just in the South---where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q grill!
These free grills are available from any of the following stores:
A&P
Albertsons
Costco
Food Lion
Fry's
Home Depot
Big Lots
Brookshire's
Lowes
Publix
Safeway
Sam's Club
Target
Vons
Trader Joe's
Wal-Mart
Winn-Dixie
Kroger
Posted by AMH615 at 9:09 AM 0 comments
Labels: grilling joke
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Water Or Wine?
Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of crap.
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of crap.
Posted by AMH615 at 7:53 PM 1 comments
Labels: alcohol joke, drinking joke, water joke
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